Joe Rogan Slams Ex-JPMorgan Banker’s “Fake” Sex Harassment Claims as “Horniest Guy Ever”
Popular podcast host Joe Rogan has dismissed the recent sexual harassment lawsuit against JPMorgan Chase executive Lorna Hajdini as “fake” and joked that the claims read like they were written by “the horniest guy ever”. The lawsuit, filed by former JPMorgan banker Chirayu Rana, alleged that Hajdini had turned him into a “sex slave” and made racist taunts.
Rogan’s comments came after The Post revealed that Rana was the anonymous “John Doe” behind the lawsuit. Rogan and his guest, comedian Shane Gillis, agreed that the lawsuit had the feel of fantasy and that Rana’s claims were likely fabricated. “It reads like a horny Indian guy wrote it,” Gillis said.
The lawsuit, which named JPMorgan as a defendant, claimed that Hajdini had drugged Rana, forced repeated sexual encounters, and threatened his bonus with racist taunts. However, multiple sources told The Post that JPMorgan’s internal probe found zero evidence of wrongdoing, and Hajdini cooperated fully with the investigation. Rana, on the other hand, did not cooperate.
Colleagues of Hajdini described her as professional and kind, and noted that she had no control over Rana’s pay. Daniel J. Kaiser, Rana’s lawyer, has denied that the allegations are false and claims that there is corroborating evidence to support Rana’s claims.
The incident has sparked a heated debate about the validity of the claims and the potential consequences of filing a knowingly bogus lawsuit. Rogan suggested that if a man made similar accusations against a woman, he would be fired and shamed. Gillis went further, suggesting that someone who files a fake lawsuit should face jail time.
The case has also raised questions about Rana’s credibility, with sources revealing that he had a history of performance issues and was “managed out” of his previous job at MidCap Financial. Rana’s lawyer has denied that his client’s past has any bearing on the validity of the allegations.
As the case continues to unfold, one thing is clear: the incident has had a significant impact on Hajdini’s life, with top attorney Jason Goldman saying that she will file a defamation suit to the fullest extent of the law. The incident serves as a reminder of the importance of verifying claims and the potential consequences of making false accusations.
Key Points:
- Joe Rogan has dismissed the sex harassment claims against Lorna Hajdini as “fake”
- Chirayu Rana, the former JPMorgan banker, filed the lawsuit under the name “John Doe”
- JPMorgan’s internal probe found zero evidence of wrongdoing
- Rana’s lawyer claims there is corroborating evidence to support the allegations
- The incident has sparked a debate about the validity of the claims and the potential consequences of filing a fake lawsuit


